WANTED
CHUCK NORRIS
• Even though we realise, that you don’t find him, he finds you.
• If you fight him, he’ll just allow you to lose… so don’t.
• He CAN cut a hot knife with butter, so give him margarine.
• He can run around the world, and punch himself in the back of the head, so don’t try to run away.
• His tears cure cancer, but they don’t exist.
• He can slam a revolving door, so don’t walk out on him.
• He doesn’t have to read books, he just stares them down until they talk.
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